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December
10, 2007 08:17 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
President
Nitkin Convenes Parliament
Asks for Vote on Universal Suffrage
Cubnians
Wait Anxiously in the Gallery
December 7, 2007; 10:21 AM

Citing the
enfranchisement of blacks in South Africa, today
President Nitkin attended a meeting of
Parliament and asked Parliament to vote on a
bill granting all citizens over 18 the right to
vote. The measure passed unanimously. A second
vote was taken and also passed unanimously that
creates eight new seats in Parliament dedicated
to Cubnian representatives.
After the
second vote, which coup leader in which coup
leader Ratner was an unenthusiastic participant,
President Nitkin declared a recess during which
he intends to distribute additional legislative
proposals regarding Cubnian status to Parliament
for their consideration. |
Nitkin Proposes Changes for Cubnians while
Extremists Call for New Elections
December
10, 2007; 7:46
Nitkins proposal:
Attention Cuborican Citizens: This doc will
serve as an informal agenda for Monday's
parlaiment meeting. Write and outline in full
detail any programs that you wish to propose at
the meeting. Once you do, there will be a
general election followed by a parlaimentary
vote on each program.
No Cubnian Left Behind Plan:
900 million dollars will be taken out of the
Cuborican treasury and invested into building 3
thousand public schools (1000 elementary
schools, 800 middle schools, 700 high schools,
and 500 Universities) in rural areas. They will
be built in high concentration outside all
cities, and in lower concentration in the rural
areas of central Cuborica between
Detroitsky and Isayero. Each school's funds
will be allocated thusly:
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· Teacher training
and reorientation |
$100 000 |
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· Bursaries for training of Sign
Language Interpreters (2) |
$40 000 |
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· Training of Deaf activists as
counsellors/instructors |
$15 000 |
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· Training of houseparents |
$5 000 |
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· Reorientation and training of
education support personnel |
$10 000 |
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· Community & school awareness
programs |
$20 000 |
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· Materials Development |
$10 000
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Salaries (Part time teachers and
instructors)
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$100 000
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Total: $300 000 per
school |
Parliament censures
Radical Freedom Party party leader Gandleman to
end his disruption of the historic developments
in Cuborica's legislative history. Riders were
attached to the Nitkin proposal calling for an
end to ethnic discrimination in all employment
practices. Nitkin then recommended the
legislation be put out to a general referendum
thereby allowing newly enfranchised Cubnians to
voice their opinion on the proposed laws.
Parliament adjourned at 7:53 to allow
representatives to return to the their districts
to meet with their constituents about the bill.
Gandelman, in
defiance of his censure called out for the
disbanding of Parliament and the holding of new
elections.
Cubnians End Strike
Restored
President Nitkin Addresses Cuborica
December 7, 2007;
10:14 AM
The text of
President Nitkin's speech follows.
Now that
the Cuborican government is once again secure, I
must take this opportunity to condemn the
horrible, malicious crime that has been
committed against the nation of Cuborica. Both
my own brutal arrest and the cold-blooded murder
of my Vice-President were acts of cowardice that
served no purpose other than to funnel the blind
rage of misguided radicals who seem to believe
that their own power is more important than the
future of this country. This horrific atrocity
was a massive step backwards for this nation,
and now that justice has been restored, I plan
to bring it forwards.
My
administration was accused of inaction with the
issue of Cubnian education and justice, at which
time this new Boreacan regime crafted a poorly
planned, unorganized, and illusive education
plan that was entirely implausible. Perhaps
these rabble-rousers missed the part of my
previous press release in which I laid out a
specific program called the No Cubnian Left
Behind program, which laid out exactly where
schools were going to be built with how much
money, and how such money would be obtained. The
only reason this plan has not yet been put into
motion is that the Boreacan representatives in
parliament have yet to approve it.
In their
attempt at destroying this country, many of the
bloodthirsty Boreacans have defined the very
meaning of hypocrisy: They refuse to support our
programs, and then accuse us of inaction! They
say they want to help the Cubnians, and then
craft a ridiculous scheme in an attempt to
appease them! They say they stand for justice
and equality, and then they install a martial
law of dictatorial control! And worst of all,
they say they want peace, and then they begin a
violent, murderous rampage of destruction!
As they
themselves said, the main reason for their coup
was that my administration did not act to
resolve the Cubnian oil strike. But their only
action while in power was to arrest peaceful
Cubnian protesters for doing nothing other than
standing up for what they believed in. Does that
sound like progress to you?
The
greatest difference between our restored
democracy and the Boreacan regime is that I wish
to work with my Cubnians friends, not against
them. That is why today I will convene
parliament and ask it to vote to immediately
give all Cubnians the right to vote, using the
untouchables of 1949 India as precedent. Not
only this, but we will vote to add seats to the
parliament specially dedicated to members of the
freedom party, citing the instating of the
Lebanese government as historical backup. This
is, of course, on top of the enacting of No
Cubnian Left Behind Plan. Provided that the
Boreacan parliament members approve these
programs, I can assure you that all of them will
become realities. I am also working out a way to
allow Cubnians to live freely in all Japican
settlements, though I have not yet found
historical precedent.
I am asking
all Cuboricans to support my progressive
policies, and to put down their weapons in
return for following the path to peace. |
Former
President Nitkin Escorted into Capitol Building
under Aforean Armed Guard
Aforea's Bean:
"Unwilling to Tolerate Military Dictatorship on
the Continent"
December 5, 2007; 8:25
PM
The Nation of Cuborica
was stunned this evening when the Aforean Air
Force airlifted Former President Alexander Ellis
Nitkin to the capital of Cuborica in
Selassiegrad. Nitkin has been in exile in Aforea
since the coup that occurred during his state
visit to the United States last month. Earlier
this week Aforean Premier warned the continent,
Cuborica in particular, that they would not
tolerate tyrannical affronts to democracy and
democratic people. "President Nitkin is the
rightfully elected leader of Cuborica," said
Bean, "and he must hold office until the voters
of Cuborica vote him out of office in favor of
an alternative candidate. No democratically
elected leader should resign under paramilitary
duress." She cited as precedent the actions
taken by U.S. President Clinton when he restored
Jean Bertrand Aristide to power in Haiti. Given
the recent enactment of martial law by what she
called "Boreacan insurgents," Premier Bean said
that Aforean troops would remain in Cuborica to
ensure the safety of President Nitkin. "If
necessary, the troops will stay until free and
fair elections have been held in Cuborica,"
No Boreacan
rebel leaders were available for comment.
Premier Bean made no mention of the plight of
the Cubnians in Cuborica.
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Aforea
Takes Hard Line Against Boreacan Coup
December 5, 2007; 11:10 AM
Claiming that they were not motivated by their
own Japican ethnic ties, the Aforean Premier
denounced yesterday's coup in Cuborica calling
it an "tyrannical affront to democracy and
democratic people on the continent." Premier
Bean has issued an ultimatum: if Jacques Blaque,
the suspected leader of the Boreacan coup and
his associates do not return President Nitkin,
the person elected by the voters in Cuborica, to
his position, they will escort him back to power
under military escort. At such a time,
Parliament is then within its right to call for
free and fair elections.
Demonstrators Arrested
December 4, 2007; 11:43 AM
Cubnian protestors participating in the Freedom
Party demonstration were arrested today by local
police forces. Estimates are that over 250
demonstrators were arrested; there was no violence
and there are no reports of injuries.
In a demonstration of clemency, self-appointed
executive Ratner pardoned the arrested
demonstrators citing the changing social climate
of the 1960s United States as precedent for his
humanitarianism. Critics claim he is trying to
curry the favor of the Cubnians, a group
potentially dangerous to his leadership given
their historic mistreatment under previous
Boreacan administrations.
Boreacan Coup
December 4, 2007; 11:43 AM
Selassiegrad
In a startling move of defiance, Boreacan
militants stormed the home of President Nitkin and
put him under house arrest. The National Alliance
then declared Alex Ratner is the new executive of
Cuborica.
VICE PRESIDENT ASSASSINATED!
December 3,
2007; 8:12

While in
attendance at a meeting of high ranking Freedom
Party, National Alliance and Common Sense
representatives an assassination attempt was
carried out on Vice President Dodd.High ranking military
officers claiming to represent the interests of
the Boreacan middle class stormed the capital and
shot and killed the Vice President while he was
presiding over a meeting of Japican, Boreacan and
Cubnian representatives.
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Boreacan Coup
Leaders Instates Martial Law
Aforea Martials Troops
December 5, 2007;
2:12 PM
Ratner
Convenes Parliament:
Japicas assume their seats with Contention
December 5, 2007; 1:53
PM
President
Ratner attempted to convene Parliament, but
struggled to gain the cooperation of all
representatives assembled. Calls for martial law
were heard from the gallery. Ultimately Ratner
offered freedom, economic equality and suffrage to
the Cubnians. The National Alliance Treasury
Secretary, in response to representatives'
questions said that money would be funneled from
currently existing programs to new programs
designed to address Cubnian needs. Representatives
are confused and frustrated by the lack of clarity
of the plan. When pressed the Treasury Secretary
admitted that the Boreacans did not have a set
amount of money in mind, nor had they decided
which programs to cut.
Japicans
expressed concern that they didn't know what was
being discussed because there was no plan.
No mention
was made of the Boreacan members of Parliament who
attended the session in military fatigues. Such
news may encourage actions on the part of Aforea
to be expedited.
Parliament
adjourned after creating a National
Alliance-Common Sense joint task force to discuss
specific legislation.

Cubnians Fail to Garner National Attention
December 4, 2007; 11:38
AM
Selassiegrad
Despite his frequent attempts to convene an
audience and address the nation about the demands
of the Cubnians, Freedom Party party leader
Gandelman temporarily gave up in disgust.
Once finally able to speak, Gandelman invoked the
spirit of other freedom fighters in history when
he mounted a desk and proclaimed: "We
know through painful experience that freedom is
never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must
be demanded by the oppressed. One has not only a
legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just
laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility
to disobey unjust laws. That is why I approach the
Cuborican Nitkin administration and the parliament
today. Two dozen Cubninan men, women, and children
were slain last week outside DaNangistan. Such
disaster is unacceptable. The strike of the
Cubnian refinery workers has cost the Nitkin
administration $180 million every day in
production stoppages. While deprived of political
and economic privileges, we Cubnians posses
tremendous power at the fundamental core of the
Cuborican economy. As I approach this parliament
today, we Cubnians demand representation by
enfranchisement. Our deprived population also
requires free public education along with equal
job opportunity. Until these demands, this strike
will continue…..peacefully."
The speech concluded with a march by striking
Cubnian refinery and industrial workers.
Japican Media Network
Launched
December 3,
2007; 9:44 PM
Check it out at: http://japicannews.blogspot.com/ |
President Nitkin on State Visit to
Washington, DC
Vice President Dodd Rules During Nitkin's Exile
December 3, 2007; 7:55 AM
President Nitkin has been abroad
since early Friday morning on a state visit with
leaders of the current administration and Congress
in the United States. During his absence Vice
President Jahari Dodd has assumed executive powers
in Cuborica. Rumors of a coup attempt have
surfaced.
Cubnian
Refinery Workers Announce Strike!
Workers Walk off Job; Refineries Shutting Down
November 29, 2007; 2:04 PM
Today, in a demonstration of ethnic solidarity,
Cubnian refinery workers walked off the job in all
refineries in the province of Ricastan. A Cubnian
spokesperson said that their demonstration was
intended to draw attention to the seriousness of
their plight and denial or human rights.
80%
of the national budget of Cuborica is derived from
the revenues of the oil refineries. Production
stoppages cost the federal government
approximately $180 million each day. |

Cubnian Mass Demonstration
Striking Workers March on Capital
December 3, 2007; 7:50 AM
Freedom Party party leader Gandelman will address
a collected audience of Cubnian striking workers.
Rumors from among rank and file Freedom Party
members are that the strike, currently among
refinery workers, will be expanded to all
industrial sectors of Cuborica. There has been no
response by the Japican or Boreacan leadership.
New Media Network
Launched
November 30,
2007; 7:42 AM
A new media network, with
reports on recent events in Cuborica was launched
last evening.
CNN
(the Cuborican News Network) presents itself as an
alternative view on events in the country of
Cuborica.
Freedom Party Leader overheard Threatening President
Nitkin
November 29,
2007; 2:18

Boreacan Mistrust Grows; Japicas scramble to build
relations
November 27, 2007; 12:00
Left
out of talks about the future of Cuborica under the
new leadership of President Nitkin, the Boreacans
convened to discuss their position in the
decision-making hierarchy. Rogue members of Boreacan
and Cubnian leadership also convened in closed door
talks which an insider reported kept stalling over
the point of Cubnian disfranchisement.
At
the same time ranking members of the National
Alliance and Common Sense parties met behind closed
doors to try to forge an agreement based on ethnic
and economic interests. |
Japicas Struggle to
Find National Identity:
Nitkin Elected President
November, 27,
2007: 11:47 AM
Selassigrad
Long the dominant party in
Cuborican politics, the Common Sense has been
convened in high level meanings to discussion the
future of Cuborica and their role in moving the
country forward in this time of ethnic turmoil. The
outcome of the meeting was the announcement of
Alexander Ellis Nitkin as the new President of
Cuborica
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Japica and
Cubnians Talks Begin
November 27, 2007; 12:00PM
Newly elected Cuborican
President and Minister of Domestic Affairs Dodd
began meetings today with Cubnian Freedom Party
leader Gandleman. Unidentified sources claim that
talks are focusing on the future of Cubnian status
in the economy, occupation of the Rhine Strip and
allocation of oil revenues. Cubnian demands include
the breaking up of the townships and integration of
Cubnians into areas and neighborhoods from which
they were previously banned.
No
representative of the Boreacans was included at the
talks. |
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Cubnians Found Slain:
No Suspects Named in the Attack
November 27, 2007; 12:22

Continuing the rash of
violence against Cubnians in
the townships, a group of almost two dozen Cubnian
men, women and children were found slain in the road
just outside DaNangistan. Early reports say that
they may have been refinery workers heading home
to the townships. No one from the Freedom Party
was available for comment. The Nitkin
administration is so far silent on the matter
and no one has claimed responsibility for this
latest rash of anti-Cubnian violence.
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President Nitkin
Responds to Violence in Press Release
November 29,
2007; 1:42
Let me
first express my feeling of extreme sadness upon
hearing of the terrible violence that
occurred the other day outside Danangistan. I
believe that this horrible attack was yet
another product of the unruly and entirely
un-called-for prejudice that has come to plague
Cuboricans everywhere. Such reckless terrorism
as yesterday’s massacre can no longer be
tolerated in this great country, which is why my
very first action as president will be to
allocate 500 million dollars to a new police
task force whose responsibility is to prevent
terrorism and ethnic hate crimes in all of
Cuborica, especially in places like Danangistan
where such crime seems most prevalent. My chief
goals as president include not only the
elimination of ethnic discrimination, but to
create a system of total ethnic equality in
which Boraecans, Cubnians, and Japicans can have
equal voice in a unified Cuborican government.
I wish to discuss with Cubnian and Boreacan
officials regarding the creation of a new
Cuborican Congress, containing equal members of
all parties. Such a congress would contain have
complete authority over any single person,
especially me. Surely some might ask why I want
equality, and whether I am only trying to give
Japicans more power than they deserve. But I
want governmental equality not only because it
is right, but because partisan politics are
exactly what this country needs: a system where
each party can express its own wants and needs
to the point where we are bound to reach
disagreements, but remain completely civil in
doing so.
Cubnian and Boreacan officials have
expressed to me the issues that they most care
about, and I assure them that their needs will
not be forgotten. One of my first orders of
business as president will be to to launch an
economic program to ensure that all Cuboricans
are taxed equally on every measure, no matter
their ethnicity. It has it has come to my
attention that some groups have been unfairly
taxed while others reap the benefits. This
injustice will not stand any longer, and I am
confident that my new program will eliminate it.
After the economic situation has
been quelled, my next order of business will be
to launch a massive education plan to ensure
that all Cuboricans have access to privileged
schooling. This program, called the No Cubnian
Left Behind initiative, will entail the
construction of schools and universities as well
as the hiring of new teachers all over Cuborica.
Illiteracy be a formidable adversary which we
must fight to stop. Right now we only allocate
about 2% of this country's 60 billion dollar
revenue to education, and I propose that we dip
into our treasury to invest about 1 billion
additional dollars in our education plan.
But as
we all work together to benefit this nation, we
must face a harsh truth: the different parties
and ethnicities of this nation cannot look to
fight each other, but they must see the real
enemy at hand: the despicable nation of
Bosgovnia. The evil Bosgovnians currently
overrun a territory which, historically,
rightfully belongs to our beloved Cuborica—this
140 square mile haven of vast oil, fertile
farmlands and countless other invaluable
resources is known as the Rhine strip. This area
must be reclaimed in honor of our great
Cuborican forefathers, and in protection of all
our posterity. So take up arms, brave Cuboricans,
and help fight the righteous fight against our
Bosgovnian oppressors! It doesn’t matter whether
you are Japican, Cubnian or Boreacan; when we
fight for our honor, we each need only say one
thing, and say it loud enough for every
miscreant in Bosgovnia to hear: I’m a Cuborican,
and I’m proud to fight for what I believe in!
Once we regain our precious Rhine strip it will
not be designated for only one ethnic or
political group, but as a place for Cubnians,
Japicans, and Boreacans to live together in
peace. Let this be one of our first resounding
acts of unity: to delegate a place that is not
dominated by any one culture, race, or creed. No
longer will loyal Cuboricans be segregated from
one another! No longer will vicious hate crimes
be carried out among us! And no longer will
Cuboricans blame fellow Cuboricans for issues
that can be disputed peacefully! God bless
peace, God bless equality, and God bless
Cuborica!
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